lubricates:

Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.

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surprisebitch:

kinky

iphone: [autocorrects i to I]
me: chill

bigeisamazing:

imaginethebutts:

me in math class

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g-iggle:

jzammito:

me in Spanish class

spanish class

hornyspice:

when someones sick and coughs in class
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iamanevilherbivore:

cakethelionhasmincepie:

babysleepybunny:

i-ran-over-oprah:

unlimited-red-sweaters:

Eyy girl, are you my ball-point pen because you are image

serious problem

Curious problem

suspicious problem

extra fine problem

nobraska:

this is me

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

harrystylesdildo:

blood-n-223:

harrystylesdildo:

Getting a birthday card from your grandma without any money in it

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This is so relevant cause my birthday is today and that’s how I’ll feel.

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