harrystylesdildo:

blood-n-223:

harrystylesdildo:

Getting a birthday card from your grandma without any money in it

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This is so relevant cause my birthday is today and that’s how I’ll feel.

notspying:

Summoning the ogrelord

flightcastiel:

why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon

the-chandelier-swing:

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lamewhiteperson:

When kids scream in public

pomoe:

country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”

1like1prayer:

"what do you even do on kim kardashian hollywood?"image

fappuclno:

Summer?
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j4ya:

quintessence-of-dust:

Kacy Catanzaro: the first woman in history to qualify for Mt. Midoriyama.

I just need everyone to watch this video [x]. She’s a 5 foot, 100 lb gymnast and she beasts through this insanely difficult, heavily upper body focused course like it was her morning jog. The camera keeps cutting to these massive, musclebound men in the audience with their mouths hanging open. 

The absolute best part of this video is how incredibly supportive the audience and even the commentators are like EVERYONE is rooting for her, no one is looking down on her or doubting that she can finish it just because she’s a woman or because she’s built so small. Everyone is SO happy to see her soar through this and that is absolutely brilliant.

richfurry:

me keeping benedong cumberhanger off my blog

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teenscoolest:

why cant i cry money instead of tears

katara:

even the essays i write sound sarcastic 

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