16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!

metallicpunk:

I have found the mother of all fuck her right in the pussy videos

undie-fan-99:

Always worth reblogging

ciggers:

When you walk into a room full of people you don’t know

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Mewtwo: i see now that the circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant. it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
Mew: mew

824706:

honestly this is art

shwagerr:

LMAO

maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

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ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

brokendildo:

never skip leg day

l-shadows-fades:

coolemcha:

They’re poisoning them early

Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now 

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