zandhand:

spaghettl:

*uses your ashes as eyeshadow*

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metrobussy:

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

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alex-of-macedonia:

meladoodle:

*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man

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cumprise:

God I hate Instagram

beverlyhillsmom:

walk a mile in these louboutins

audize:

Who the hell is dale

cupcakevevo:

duh-heo:

manga*

whitemagebecky:

I can never get enough of this

thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

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